In a poor zoo of Bangladesh(just two days earlier,a lion at the dulhazra forest died,newspaper reported), a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day. One day the lion thought it's prayers were answered when a US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to a US zoo. Now the lion was furious. It stopped the delivery boy and blasted him, "Don't you know, I am the lion...King of the Jungle....What'
The lion was pleased and started thinking of a central A/C environment, a goat or two every day and a US Green Card .
On it's first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely, for breakfast. It opened the bag quickly but was shocked to see that it contained only a few bananas. Controlling its anger, the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from Bangladesh. The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered.
The delivery boy politely said, "Sir, I know you are the King of the Jungle but....do you know that you have been brought here on a Monkey's visa!!!
Moral: Better to be a Lion in Bangladesh than a Monkey elsewhere!!
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